the plane old truth with a dash of fiction
I pledge to do the bestest job that we will all be satisfied with and desire more.
I have a code of honor that follows old world ethics of work, which you will enjoy and I can sleep very well at night.
I am a specialist in customer satisfaction.
Estimates are freely given, thou each and every job is unique in its own way. I need to look at it so as I may offer a proper estimate which is fair for all.
Payments for services rendered will be gladly excepted in the form of check or cash. I can’t accept cc, dc or any living being.
I carry a general liability insurance policy and am glad to show my certificate upon request.