the plane old truth with a dash of fiction 


I pledge to do the bestest job that we will all be satisfied with and desire more.


I have a code of honor that follows old world ethics of work, which you will enjoy and I can sleep very well at night.


I am a specialist in customer satisfaction.


Estimates are freely given, thou each and every job is unique in its own way.          I need to look at it so as I may offer a proper estimate which is fair for all.


Payments for services rendered will be gladly excepted in the form of check or cash. I can’t accept cc, dc or any living being.                                                                   


I carry a general liability insurance policy and am glad to show my certificate upon request.